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Unix command line you say?

In a browser you say?

NOT remotely connected to a server you say?

You mean, ITS IMPLIMENTED IN JAVASCRIPT AND RUNS __IN__ THE BROWSER?

Gawd Damm

Everyone needs one of these.

Really.

As a Futurama fan, this I like. Every tagline from the opening sequence.

Like Origami, like Star Wars?

Then how much are you going to love Instructions for an Origami Yoda!

What darkness lies within the heart of a fortune cookie writer...

Wow, some guy used MSPaint to create an amazing picture of Venice