Ah, the sports commentator, has there ever been a more archaic breed?

Tony Greig, commentating on todays ODI between Pakistan and Australia mentioned the preponderance of spitting in todays sporting world, obviously alluding to the Leyton Lugie Incident ( thats one magic lugie ). His mechanised thinking machinery then clunked into the realisation that the Australian Open tennis is shown on another network, and competing with the cricket broadcast! So his 'special comments' spiel petered off into ...